As to why I’m fat

Genre: comedy/satire/drama Settings: late 1800s (end of Spanish regime) Notes: Naa syay silingan / bestfriend na si jesus G. Hernandez. Daghan sila mag igsuon, si crisologo, Emelda, juan, and last si jesus. (maa, si jesus oh binato ako ng tinapay!) A self-aware-historical-satire-fiction during Spanish era. Hi, I'm Manuel Roberto Ignacio Y. Manansala III. Phew, quite an introduction, isn’t it? But don’t bother with the whole name; you can call me 'Biboy'. This story isn't about my long name or how it came to be, nor my totally random nickname. This is my excuse letter to my 'Edukasyong sa Pangkatawan at Kalusugan' teacher, Fra. Alejandro G. Alvarado. To be continued...